I often find myself picking which article I’m going to read from the Google News aggregation by the awesomeness of the title. In fact, the titles alone are sometimes enough for me.
This title was the awesomest of the bunch, of course.
(NB: I only read the RSS for the Science/Tech feed, which should really be the Apple/ Google/ Technology/ Technology/ Technology/ Technology/ Science feed, for all the actual science journalism it puts up.)
NASA wants to blast space junk with lasers from the ground | DVICE
Absalom, Absalom! 